Ok, so everybody knows that "bitch" Suzumiya/Dwlr, the nice cool, calm, and collected Zombie, and their stalker Toasty. Well, we banned Suzumiya awhile ago due to whatever and they got pissed (3 day ban johns) and left. Well a week later I see they made a site and to be nice I joined. The next day I offer a war, (can you say "Get PWNED?", I can) and they happen to like the idea.
- Champ wrote:
- Would you like to have a clan war? Preferably Wednesday, July 22 2009 at 1 PM EST. But, whenever you wanna do it is fine.
Rules
Best 2/3
Neutrals and CP's. One personal stage ban.
Advanced Slob Pick.
Bowsercide Rule.
Last Man Standing.
The amount of people in the war is up to however many you can get.
You up for it?
Ok, so yesterday we scheduled the war for 9 EST PM, everything was cool. When we want to war 2 hours early, Suzu starts to open her mouth....
They tried to say I was in 3 different clans, then they said, that I said Joe was in another clan. Tell me why would they only say this when we war them and not when they were with us? Liez were coming out like shit comes out the ass. They also didn't have an understanding about "Last Man Standing", which is used by many other clans, it means the same as "Elimination", meaning it's not based on points.
Ok, Toasty tries to play peace keeper, and we start the war with their understanding of "Last Man Standing". Meaning we send people to fight one at a time and the winner stays up, I have no clue how that is LMS but whatever they suck! We send in Shadow Lucario first, he loses by 1-stock each set. Then, I come in and PWN Zombie the first set with his spammy Pit. I then go to my computer and
ask Zombie for his Counterpick and he doesn't say anything until the match begins. He quickly kills me while I'm still at the computer. So I Disconnect from his room. They said it counted as their win, I didn't care. I 2-Stocked him the next match, you would think he would do better now that he is using Marth. This is how he played, F-Smash > AAA> D-Smash/F-Smash. Then I played Toasty, who got 2-stocked the first set and tried to d/c before he/she died. Then I 3-Stock his/her Weegee I woulda saved the replay but she d/ced soon as he/she died.
After all that Suzumiya starts saying I cheated and I planked and whatever. They were acting like such n00bs, they even said camping is considered stalling. If i'm jumping around throwing bombs and shooting arrows how could that possibly be stalling? Then they said I couldn't rematch Zombie, after I offered to rematch him (with my Meta-Knight). So they said I was D/Q'ed and Joe was a multi-clanner. We were all like "WTF?!?!?". It was total bullshit, Suzu was talking so much shit. She said she would 3-stock me. I pwned her Marth with Ganon when we first played.
So I did this, I said either Suzu plays me or she forfeits. She refused to play me. Simply put.....THE GUARDIANS WIN THE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Now read what they wrote.....
- Zombie wrote:
- In the war at about 9:20pm Monday July 20th I, Zombie had a match against the Champ from Gameland in a war. I had already destroyed their first member without having to even use my main. The first battle was pretty decent despite lag but I'm not complaining about lag, you come to expect it in this game. My problem is with the constant planking that he did with his toon link. Because it was a timed match I had no choice but to attack but he continued to plank and stall on the ledge. After losing that match by a close match despite the planking the second battle ended up being quit by him because he wasn't ready. I did not receive a win for this though because they claimed that quitting a match is not against the rules even though it is. The third match I found myself once again being planked by him in order for him to win. In a timed match everyone knows that stalling is against the rules.
Their second violation was of the multiclan rule. They were planning and then used members of their clan that also were part of other clans. This was decided to be illegal because at the time we only had 3 members in our clan so it would be a little more fair when it comes to who you have to choose from. All rules for this war were decided upon in more than enough time for all members of both sides to understand the rules. This violation of the multiclan rule was done because they could not come up with a legal third member for their side of the match.
Due to these violations we brought it up with them in the chat. After some flaming from their side saying things like their weren't any rules and various other illegible and random comments about the same thing over and over with that comment not having any significance to what was going on we decided that it was not worth it because whenever we said something they would come back with "well you forfeit" giving no reason or plausible ruling to support it. They decided that the matches should go as normal obviously because they knew the rules had been violated but we weren't going to deal with such ignorance and it is our ruling that Gameland and any members involved in the matches will now and forever be blacklisted from this site.
I highly caution other sites to watch out when they war this clan because no matter what rules they decide on they do not abide by. They also have a misunderstanding of what a Last man standing/ elimination match is.
~Zombie
Shit talk them all you want fellas, we shoulda had Zen and Jagz in the war to PWN them for revenge, it mighta been sweeter for them. Just know this is the greatest organization in Brawl history. Our potential has yet to be tapped into. Anyways, they want to blacklist us, we will do the same.
Special Thanks to Shadow Lucario for doing his best. It's Okay, your getting better and next time you will PWN!
Special Thanks to Black Chaos for single handedly taking out those scrubs!
Special Thanks to JoeCool for getting in their head, mindgames son!!!
The Guardians are 7-2 GJ Guys!!!!!
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